Melania Trump + Family Million Dollar Bill Funny Money Novelty Note +FREE SLEEVE

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PLEASE READ:
IMPORTANT INFORMATION BELOW!
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Questions most often received in messages are already answered here.
ALL FREE SHIPPING
(USA ONLY)
THIS IS A NON-TRACKED ITEM
TO BE SENT BY STAMPED LETTER ENVELOPE
UNLESS YOU SELECT AN EXPEDITED SHIPPING METHOD
OR ORDER A TOTAL OF ANY 12+
MIX
OR MATCH
Read below for full details.
This Fake or Funny Money Dollar Bill Novelty Note,
as described in the title and shown in the picture
,
looks like real money.
It is
Brand-New
& Crisp,
ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS A REAL US DOLLAR
,
approximately 6-1/8" x 2-5/8" or 155mm x 67mm
and has similar stiffness and finely detailed markings.
THIS LISTING IS FOR
ONE (1) NOVELTY BILL ONLY!
Pictures show BOTH sides, FRONT AND BACK of just ONE Bill.
IF you want 2 or more bills, such as to display Both sides For Framing,
please be sure to adjust the drop-down quantity setting above as needed
before or after you click
ADD TO CART
Automatic Tiered Discounts are Available
up to 50% OFF!
15% OFF when you buy 2
20% OFF when you buy 3
25% OFF when you buy 4+
30% OFF when you buy 12+
40% OFF when you buy 20+
50% OFF when you buy 30+
On ANY & ALL Novelty Notes & Protectors
MIX
or Match!
They do NOT need to be the same kind,
so even just one
each of different bills can qualify!
Discounts will
ONLY
be applied when you
Add
2 or more
qualifying items
to
Your eBay CART
COMBINING THEM into a SINGLE CHECK-OUT TRANSACTION
.
Get 2 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as .68
Get 3 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as .38
Get 4 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as .97
Get 12 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as .32
Get 20 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as .88
Get 30 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as .85
PLEASE Always be sure to use the
ADD TO CART
button
,
instead of
Buy It Now,
and
try to COMBINE
ALL
of the different bills you would like
into
Your eBay CART
,
before paying for them ALL AT ONCE,
as ONE SINGLE TRANSACTION.
Using Buy It Now repeatedly to pay for items separately,
disqualifies them from Promotional Offers,
because
PayPal takes up to 30% in extra fees for each separate transaction,
and order processing time may be greatly increased for several reasons.
A 2 mil thin Currency Sleeve Will Be Included FREE
for each standard size bill.
All Free Currency Sleeves are Brand New,
but are provided AS-IS, due to occasional slight imperfections.
Deluxe semi-rigid Currency Holders
,
or
4-Pocket Binder Display Pages
are
Highly Recommended,
and Listings for various quantities of them
can be found
by searching within my eBay Store
Currency Supplies category.
Want to have a cool & fun item to show your friends?
Get these Collectible Funny Play Money Novelty Dollar Bills!
They make great bookmarks, and cool gifts,
especially if you
get the Deluxe Holders
with them!
They are an artful and fun novelty gag gift, to show appreciation,
or to commemorate or honor an event, or to enhance sales,
which will bring a smile and a laugh,
and be highly treasured for many years to come!
Please be sure to check out all the other novelty note listings
and pre-bundled, You Choose, or discounted sets in my eBay store,
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or through the
Categories
on the left sidebar.
I have more than 1000 different kinds, and will be adding new bills each month.
Collect them All
!
IMPORTANT SHIPPING DETAILS
THIS IS A NON-TRACKED ITEM
SENT BY STAMPED LETTER ENVELOPE
UNLESS YOU SELECT AN EXPEDITED SHIPPING METHOD
OR ORDER A TOTAL OF ANY 12+
Please take note of the Dual ETA Dates Range
shown above at the time of purchase,
or on your Order Details page,
but also bear in mind that
Estimated
Arrival Dates,
are only ESTIMATES
, and that results may vary +/-
Our items are ALWAYS taken directly to the Post Office,
by the next business day, if at all possible,
but may occasionally take 2 to 4 business days to process,
due to extra high demand,
especially during the annual holiday season, from October through December.
During such very busy periods, I must work on a first-come, first served basis,
so ORDER EARLY instead of waiting until the last minute!
Expedited Shipping Options are Available.
Please do not leave a message asking for faster shipping
,
nor when your item will be shipped,
as there may be hundreds of previous orders currently in progress ahead of yours,
and many such messages can easily slow-down the whole process.
* IF you desire the best protected packaging,
and/or faster delivery service, with Tracking,
Please use
either the
First-Class PACKAGE
(2-5 days),
or
PRIORITY MAIL
(2-3 days),
Expedited Shipping Options,
found on the Check-Out screen *
We always use a 1/4 manila folder with the FREE thin Currency Sleeve,
and a full-size packing slip,
for 3 extra layers of shipping protection with our stamped Letter Envelopes,
but for a Package we also use a padded bubble mailer
with extra added layers of cardboard and bubble padding inside.
USPS postage rates have gone up considerably this year.
The lowest postage with tracking is often more than ,
depending on distance zones, plus a padded mailer.
Tracking will ONLY be provided free for larger purchases
(+ after discounts)
,
however as
most of my items are sold at a low price,
they must often be sent in a First-Class Stamped Letter Envelope,
which the USPS does NOT offer tracking on
,
and
can also take anywhere from
2 to 10 business days
.
eBay ESTIMATES often do NOT account for this
real-life variance.
Orders will
usually
arrive within
a few days to a week
,
but the US Postal Service DOES occasionally experience delays
of 2 to 3 weeks or more with Letter Envelopes.
In case you do Not select an
Expedited Shipping Option on the Check-Out Screen,
and order less than 12 bills together,
then please be on the lookout for a
standard Stamped Letter Envelope from California,
with an image of The RoadRunner on the return address label,
and
Please Be Patient
in case it does not arrive very promptly.
In case another resident or family member
retrieves the incoming mail for you,
let him or her know that you are expecting this envelope,
so they do Not discard it as junk mail, nor leave it mixed in with bills.
The Free Shipping and Quantity Discount Offers are
ONLY valid IN THE USA,
and do NOT apply to
international orders.
International deliveries will ONLY be processed through
eBay's Global Shipping Program,
which are subject to additional shipping fees
BY eBay
,
and may take a few extra weeks to arrive.
Please do Not ask us to bypass this program,
as we do Not ship internationally otherwise.
Please make sure your mailing address is Current and Complete
,
as we are not responsible for orders which do not arrive,
or are Returned To Sender, due to an incorrect mailing address.
Items which are Returned to Sender MAY be re-shipped, at the sellers discretion,
but only After an
additional
re-shipping fee
has been paid.
LEGAL ISSUES
This is NOT actual currency,
and is NOT legal tender.
It is Novelty Currency, Funny Money or Play Money.
Novelty money has No monetary value on the street.
It cannot be spent, or exchanged for goods or services
like government-issued money can.
They are commemorative collectible novelty items with no cash value.
They are intended for Fun and Collecting.
You can own them, confident in not violating any US law.
Just do
NOT
try to spend them!
Presenting them as payment is Not a joke.
We are NOT responsible for any illegal use of this product,
which may carry serious penalties.
As there has never been a Million Dollar Bill issued in the United States,
the US Federal Reserve has declared them
legal
to print or own.
They do not consider them to be counterfeit,
because no genuine million, billion, trillion, or zillion dollar bills exist,
nor have ever have existed.
Many of them even have official US Government approval,
and approved Library of Congress Copyrights.
All of our bills are considered a
PARODY
, a work created to mock,
comment on, or poke fun at an original work,
its subject, author, style, or some other target,
by means of humorous,
satiric or ironic imitation,
and
they meet all legal
Fair Use, Parody and Fake Currency
requirements.
We do NOT design, nor print ANY of these novelty bills ourselves.
We do NOT customize these bills, Nor make any custom bills,
but suggestions for new bills are welcomed,
and will be passed along to a supplier.
Our bills are all professionally printed, Not printed on a PC, Nor Photo Copies!
This
High-Quality
novelty money is Designed and Printed
using
Professional
offset printing presses
in large print runs of thousands of bills, by an Authorized
Printing
company,
and are Purchased from an Authorized Vendor,
so they cannot be modified or customized,
and there are no valid copyright issues!
FEEDBACK
We strive to get your order to you as fast as possible while keeping our prices low.
In the unlikely event that you do not receive your order
by the Estimated delivery date,
Or If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase,
please contact us BEFORE opening a case,
or Before leaving less than
Positive feedback
,
so we can resolve any issues you might have.
When you receive your order, If there were no problems,
Please Leave Positive
Seller
Feedback,
and then Positive
Buyer
Feedback will be left for you automatically,
moments
AFTER
Positive Seller Feedback has been received.
This method is necessary due to fraudulent accounts abusing the system.
WANT MORE QUANTITY?
If you would like to get a larger quantity of notes
than are currently listed on here, please
ask!
The listed quantities are often much Less than my Actual On-Hand inventory,
due to eBay listing limitations, and offering such a wide variety.
But we can often increase a listings quantity by request, or relist an item for you.
If you have any questions about this or any of our other listings,
Please free free to contact us before bidding.
Thank you for shopping with So Quick Trading
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SPECIAL NOTE
According to a First Amendment Attorney, our bills are considered a PARODY since there is no such thing as a Million Dollar Bill in real life, not legal tender and anything we put on there falls under this category.  Regarding the images, figures, concepts, or topics that are put on there, we are clearly stating that these identities are not endorsed or affiliated with the named organizations per the legal parody requirements.
Actual bills coloring, tint, brightness and/or contrast may vary from from listing images.
While this may occasionally have been due to the printing process, it is often due to variances of individual display settings on users devices, such as computer or phone screen brightness level.
PLEASE DO NOT CANCEL YOUR ORDER!
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, CANCELLING AN ORDER IS NOT FREE!
PayPal charges sellers a Non-refundable Transaction Fee and a percentage of the sale when an order is placed, and regardless if a buyer cancels the order,
the seller still gets charged.
Due to my low prices, these extra PayPal fees are often much more than the tiny profit which I would've made otherwise.
The discount offers above are made possible by avoiding or eliminating extra PayPal Transaction Fees by using ADD TO CART to combine your various selections into a single check-out transaction.
Placing separate orders and paying separately disqualifies them from the discounts, since no fees have been saved, and multiple orders cannot be combined for discounts after they have been paid for, even if an order was cancelled, since the PayPal Fees are still charged to the seller either way once order(s) have been placed.
If you cancel your order and re-order, then it is not a single transaction and the seller will be charged even more than if you had simply placed separate transactions.
Buyers often cancel orders for unnecessary reasons such as an incorrect mailing address or item selection or other concerns which may be resolved by simply sending the seller a message to ask if there is another solution instead of cancelling.
If you feel that you must still cancel an order, please send me a message to let me know why, because you may be blocked from ever ordering from me again, if you get me charged these extra fees without a good reason.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in this matter.
ALERT:
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE USPS POSTAL SERVICE IS
CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING
OCCASIONAL DELIVERY DELAYS.
DUE TO LIMITED TRANSPORTATION AVAILABILITY
AS A RESULT OF ONGOING NATIONWIDE PANDEMIC IMPACTS,
1st CLASS LETTER MAIL AND PACKAGE DELIVERY TIMES MAY BE EXTENDED.
ADDITIONALLY, THE NEW POSTMASTER GENERAL, LOUIS DEJOY,
HAS ALSO RECENTLY PROHIBITED USPS OVERTIME,
AND TOLD USPS EMPLOYEES TO LEAVE MAIL BEHIND AT DISTRIBUTION CENTERS,
IF IT DELAYED LETTER CARRIERS FROM THEIR ROUTES,
CAUSING FURTHER MAIL DELIVERY DELAYS.
WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED BY THESE USPS DELAYS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND PATIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING.
Please note that all products are printed in large runs by professional printing companies, and none of them are ever printed at home, never on a pc, nor copier.
However, the
images shown on this listing are often stock photos provided by the manufacturers, which were of the original artwork as it was sent to the printing companies, and that the actual finished products sold here, after being printed by the printing companies, may vary in color, tint and print quality from the original manufacturer stock photos provided above.
The various professional print companies may also use different thicknesses of paper stock for the final products, resulting in some novelty notes being thinner or thicker than others, which is not under this re-sellers control.
Thank you for your understanding.